maxwellatoms:

I haven’t been to a grocery store for a few days (and hope I don’t need to go for a few more), but I was looking at a photo of some lonely rye bread on a Trader Joe’s shelf and immediately Weird Al’s “Them From Rocky XIII” popped into my head. And what better day for a Rocky XIII revival than Friday the 13th?

Seriously, if you need a pick-me-up in these dour times, Check out “Weird Al Yankovic in 3D” and “Even Worse”. I’m totally ten years old again.

Shazam ain’t bad either.

atombombbaby:

No-Bark is the realest mfr in the Mojave.

outofcontextdnd:

[The party encounters a large pile of assorted bones]

The paladin: I cast Detect Skeletons. With my eyes.

[Beat]

The paladin: There’s skeletons over there.